I have disliked Islam ever since Cat Stevens got all fucked up!

I have disliked Islam ever since Cat Stevens got all fucked up!
We are not talking about Darwin's particular theory of natural selection. No, we are talking about the fact of evolution itself, a fact that is proved utterly beyond reasonable doubt. To claim equal time for creation science in biology classes is about as sensible as to claim equal time in sex education classes for the stork theory. It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane! -Richard Dawkins

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Canada, a nation of parts……, body parts! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

I don’t know why, (sic) but last night I had dreams about that movie; 8 HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG

First it was feet on the beaches of British Columbia.

And a lot of them too, this has been going on for years!

Now the body parts are working their way inland folks.

Someone sent a severed foot to the National Conservative Party headquarters yesterday.

What the significance of this is, or what sort of message is being sent is not clear.

Today a hand was mailed to someone else, (the cops aren’t saying who) and a human torso was found in Montreal.

Makes ya wonder where the heads are going to turn up, doesn’t it?

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Quebec’s student protests should alarm all Canadian politicians and voters! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

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Chris Selley May 26, 2012

One theory of the student “strike” that continues this week with massive nightly demonstrations in Montreal — some peaceful, some not — is that it is a “Quebec thing.” Or maybe a French thing, or a francophone thing. In any case, the theory says, it’s not a “Canadian” thing. Hikes to tuition elsewhere in Canada, where fees are generally vastly higher to begin with, might spawn a march or two, but nothing like this. Too great a sense of entitlement, too great a dependence on government (the so-called “Quebec model”), too many Marxist poli-sci professors, something in the water – whatever it is, it is exclusive to one of our founding peoples.

There is certainly much to this. This is by no means Quebec’s first student strike. In an article in La Presse in January, political scientist Benoît Lacoursière counted eight of them since 1968 (this is the ninth), and noted their excellent record of success in avoiding tuition hikes. William Johnson, the political commentator and former president of Alliance Quebec, argued recently that the province’s low tuition has never been “a choice made deliberately by a socially conscious government,” but rather the result of “blackmail on Union Nationale, Liberal and Parti Québécois governments by student action in the streets.”

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It is worth remembering, however, that similar scenes unfolded in Britain, whence the other founding people came, just 18 months ago. Prime Minister David Cameron proposed to raise tuition caps dramatically, and superficially the result was the same: London repeatedly ground to a halt as students protested and clashed with police. Conservative party headquarters was smashed, occupied and vandalized, as were other symbols of state power. Someone spray-painted “revolution” on Nelson’s Column — and though it would have been fitting, he probably wasn’t French. After MPs voted through the hikes, protesters attacked Prince Charles’ and the Duchess of Cornwall’s motorcade in Regent Street. In the unthinkable event that the royal couple had visited Montreal this week, protesters there might well have staged a re-enactment.

In Britain, it all died down. It still might in Quebec. But in light of concessions already offered by Premier Jean Charest’s reeling government, the failure so far of his controversial emergency law to make a dent in the protests, and reports of further negotiations to come — negotiations, that is, between an elected government and an incoherent mob — people are raising legitimate questions about the state of democracy and the rule of law.

In Thursday’s National Post, Andrew Coyne deplored the idea that “a democratically elected government may be prevented by force and intimidation from enacting laws in the public interest.” Public protest is an entirely traditional means of attempting to force governments into certain actions. And anarchy didn’t result from Quebec City’s past capitulations — though those capitulations presumably encouraged the approximation of anarchy we’re seeing now. But violence ought to embolden a provincial premier to dig in his heels, not open talks. It is not unreasonable to worry that student successes might embolden other minority groups to pursue similar tactics.

However irrational their demands, maintaining and intensifying their tactics is a rational choice

Ultimately, any effort to normalize what we’re seeing falls short. The sheer longevity of the Quebec protests is unprecedented and bizarre, especially considering the modesty of the proposed fee increase. (Admittedly, a well-developed sense of proportion is rare among the youthful activist set.) Where student leaders in Britain forcefully condemned violence, in Quebec they have been alarmingly sanguine — certainly towards the shameless intimidation, in violation of court orders, of the majority of students who still want to go to class.

When striking workers demand and receive concessions from government, they are at least holding their own labour for ransom. The Quebec “strike” is being staged by consumers of a heavily subsidized commodity, i.e., education. Yet, absurdly, the strikers use the “scab” terminology and philosophy of the moribund labour movement, blocking access to CEGEPs and universities, disrupting classes, in one case trying to physically remove two female students from a classroom at the Université du Québec à Montréal.

The protesters haven’t just turned against the government, or another class or demographic group, but against their own kind. Quebec’s students have created a situation in which a minority is imposing its will, violently, against the clear majority who support the tuition hikes and oppose the protests — and the government isn’t doing, or cannot do, anything to stop it.

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Quebec Premier Jean Charest seems to be losing popularity, especially with this protester.

Indeed, while clamping down on violent and excessive protests can quickly go awry — Mr. Charest already seems to be losing popularity over a not-very-draconian “emergency law” that Quebecers broadly seemed to want — it seems conceivable that the situation has only deteriorated this far because no one in authority has given the students the slightest incentive to stop doing what they’re doing. The government proposes; the students protest; the government blinks. However irrational their demands, maintaining and intensifying their tactics is a rational choice.

It is all quite reminiscent of an Upper Canadian situation: the occupation of Caledonia, Ont., by native protesters, in flagrant defiance of court orders and with fulsome assistance from a provincial police force that, by rights, should have been protecting homeowners and their property and livelihoods. On and on it dragged until, eventually, at taxpayer expense, the government bought the whole place, effectively ceded it to the natives, and settled with the residents on the condition of their silence. During last year’s Ontario election campaign, Premier Dalton McGuinty told the National Post‘s editorial board that he was “proud” of the way the conflict was handled.

That brings us to another leading theory: That the situation in Quebec might be as much about a pre-existing collapse in government authority, trust and credibility as it is about the students or the piddling tuition hike. They have just accepted an invitation to fill the void. There is much to this as well.

It is often said that if young people want to make a difference, they ought to vote. The hackneyed nature of the observation belies the gobsmacking truth of it — assuming, that is, that governments are actually capable and willing to give voters what they want. In the May 2011 federal election, for example, just 39% of eligible voters between the ages of 18 and 24 cast a ballot. That likely represents something like two million unused votes. Add in 25-to-34-year-olds, who voted at a 45% clip, and you’re up to about four million votes, or roughly a quarter of the total ballots cast. Young people would not have to vote monolithically to increase their clout hugely. But if they voted predominantly left-wing, they might change the political and policy landscape at a stroke. Presumably tuition fees would then increase at a slower rate, if at all — again, assuming political parties actually respond to their supporters.

So, what are young Quebecers’ options in this regard? Well, Mr. Charest and his Liberals are the enemy, tired and perhaps more than a bit corrupt — we shall see what Justice France Charbonneau’s inquiry finds. There is the separatist Pauline Marois and her Parti Québécois, which backs the protesters. But then, 15 years ago, as education minister in Lucien Bouchard’s PQ government, she was the one proposing tuition hikes. You don’t have to be very cynical to suspect she’s being a bit cynical. François Legault, leader of the Coalition Avenir Québec, urges the students to compromise. Why not just spit in their faces?

It is not unreasonable to worry that student successes might embolden other minority groups to pursue similar tactics

Some would argue, correctly, that true political engagement isn’t about voting in one’s self-interest, but joining a party and working to ensure that it advocates the vision of society that one supports — one in which tuition is frozen at 2011 levels in perpetuity, for example. But these students are mighty close to achieving that as it stands, and they’re having a whale of a time doing it. Who could possibly make this case to them?

Even if the student strike is just the biggest one in Quebec’s history, and not the immediate harbinger of more widespread social or political upheaval, the anti-democratic actions and rhetoric from Quebec’s student leaders should alarm Canada’s other politicians, whose collective reputation is not in the ascendancy. And it should equally alarm the people who do actually bother to vote for those politicians.

When Elections Canada surveyed young Canadians to find out why they didn’t vote in 2011, only 9% had negative things to say about the process: “My vote wouldn’t make any difference,” or “I don’t trust government/politicians.” Fully half just couldn’t be bothered to make the slightest effort: “I was at school”; “I was travelling”; “I forgot.” The protesters have no democratic legitimacy – but Mr. Charest’s own seems to be in awfully short supply. The voter turnout federally in 2011 was 61%; in Quebec’s 2008 provincial election it was 56%; in Ontario’s last year it was below 50%. How much legitimacy does any government have if 40%-50% of the population can’t even be bothered to hate it? Outside of Quebec, discontent might not lead to mass demonstrations and riots. But it has to be an awfully tempting invitation.

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1962 vs. 2012 | BlogsCanada.ca

 

OH what a difference 50 years makes. I was an apprentice teenager in 1962, but I remember the 50′s and 60′s very well.

Scenario 1:
> Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
> 1962 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack..
> 2012 – School goes into lock down, Police called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
> Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
> 1962 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
> 2012 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:
> Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
> 1962 – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given the strap by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
> 2012 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of a tranquilizer. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD.. The school gets extra money from the province because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
> Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1962 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to university and becomes a successful businessman.
> 2012 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The children’s aid worker is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the aid worker.

Scenario 5:
> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
> 1962 – Mark shares his aspirin with one of the teachers who also has a headache.
> 2012 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
> Mohammed fails high school English.
> 1962 – Mohammed goes to summer school, passes English and goes to university.
> 2012 – Mohammed’s cause is taken up by the province. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. Citizen’s Rights Coalition files class action lawsuit against the provincial school system and Mohammed’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.. Mohammed is given his diploma anyway but ends up driving a cab for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:
> Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed..
> 1962 – Ants die.
> 2012 – CSIS, the RCMP and local authorities are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The RCMP investigates his parents –and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:
> Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
> 1962 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
> 2012 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy at the expense of the taxpayers.
>
> This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become

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What I’m going to say here might seem weird, or even displaced in time, but I think I got to the bottom of all this foolishness in La Belle  Provence!

Communist agitation!

That’s right kids, McCarthyism might make a comeback in this country if enough people realize the truth!

In most parts of Canada University Professors are staunchly N.D.P. socialists, (hence all the weird ideas) but in Quebec they are COMMUNISTS!

Especially the Political Science Profs!

Yes folks, these Red Rats have decided that one of the best ways to keep themselves secure in their jobs, (even if they have tenure) is to guarantee that as many kids as possible go to university.

Hence the low tuition rates riots!

All these dumb kids are on the streets day after day while their puppet masters sit in their offices laughing their asses off!

I guess getting an education doesn’t necessarily make ya smart eh!

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How to settle the Quebec student riots! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

O.K. here is the way to solve this whole mess with those assholes in Quebec.

Let them riot all they want.

They won’t finish their year.

THEN!

When they have lost their tuition, they will have to repeat next year at the  HIGHER RATE they’re bitching about this year!!

OR!

Just expel them……………, and go without a degree!

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Saturday Morning Confusion #2 Sid Ryan | BlogsCanada.ca

 

Ever since I first saw Sid Ryan on the Michael Coren show a few years ago I developed an instant dislike of the S.O.B.

Sid Ryan is an arrogant little prick who will stop at nothing to get himself in the limelight, and this has prompted him to make some of the most outrageous statements I have ever heard from a public official.

I don’t mind someone who has a legitimate beef and stands up for some cause or other, but Sid has a Don Quixote quality about him where he is constantly on the lookout for some raison d’être that will give him the attention he so desperately seeks.

His latest attempt to get Ontario University Students to join the protest in Quebec is at best irresponsible, and at it’s worst, illegal!

This means Sid Ryan is no longer a Union Activist ………………., but rather a good old fashioned anarchist!

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Saturday Morning Confusion; Andrew Coyne | BlogsCanada.ca

 

Dear Readers;

Sometimes I don’t like Andrew Coyne, today I do!

One thing for sure……………… he’s never boring!

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It is becoming more difficult to accuse this government of having a hidden agenda. Not because it hasn’t tried, mind you. But while it remains as obtuse as ever about its intentions, the signs of an agenda are by now unmistakable. Where before it had attitudes, or at best stances, it is beginning to sprout what look remarkably like policies.

To be sure, they are modest, even piecemeal. They are often poorly communicated, where the Conservatives deign to communicate them at all. More often they are simply dropped on the unsuspecting public without consultation, or jammed through Parliament with little debate or scrutiny, quite apart from monstrosities like the omnibus bill.

But put them together and they have all the markings of an agenda:

- Reform of Old Age Security, not only raising the age of eligibility by two years (starting in 2023, and phased in over six years) but offering higher benefits to those willing to keep working past the standard retirement age.

- Free trade agreements, now being negotiated with virtually everything that moves: Europe, India, Japan, the Trans-Pacific Partnership, the ASEAN group.

- Reform of immigration policy, across every category: skilled immigrants, refugees, investors, entrepreneurs, with an emphasis on recruiting immigrants with demonstrable economic prospects.

- Reform of employment insurance, announced this week, to give repeat users, in particular, fewer excuses to refuse available work.

- Moreover, the government is at last beginning to implement the Red Wilson report on productivity, four years after it was delivered, with recent reforms opening the door to foreign takeovers in the telecommunications sector (for companies with less than 10 per cent of the market), and raising the threshold asset value for automatic review of foreign takeovers to $1 billion.

All this, and mild restraint in spending, too! And, lurking just over the horizon, the promised tax rewards for balancing the budget: income-splitting for couples with children, and the doubling of the amount that can be sheltered in tax-free savings accounts.

Much of this was foreshadowed by the prime minister’s Davos speech near the start of the year, and all of it can be tied together as a response to the problem of population aging, with the grim future it implies: lots of costly codgers, with fewer people of working age to pay for them. The government’s agenda thus has three broad objectives.

One, curb (somewhat) the growth in transfers to the elderly, whether for pensions or, via federal transfers to the provinces, for health care.

Two, increase the supply of labour: bring in more immigrants, encourage people to work longer, be less tolerant of idling.

And three, raise productivity, mostly by putting more competitive heat on business — that is to say, by opening the borders to competition from without — but also by raising national savings, providing the wherewithal for productive investment. Hence the cuts in taxes on savings, and hence, again, the greater openness to foreign investment.

Not only does this show signs of unaccustomed coherence in this government, but it represents a marked shift in emphasis. In the minority government years, and in the first months of the majority, the Conservatives preferred to cast themselves in the “guardian” role: strong on defence, tough on crime, vigilant against threats to public security or national sovereignty. For a variety of reasons, those messages have tended to have less resonance of late, or at any rate have been downplayed.

The continuing F-35 fiasco has made expensive purchases of military hardware a less appealing talking point. Indeed, after the rapid military buildup of recent years, the government has begun to cut defence spending, in line with its general policy of restraint. The government’s latest turn on Afghanistan — no troops after 2014, for any purpose — may have been conditioned by this reality; so, perhaps, is its recent reluctance to splash out for so-called Arctic sovereignty initiatives, such as the Radarsat satellite program.

Likewise, the recent budget was at pains to note the government would not be building any more new jails, notwithstanding the crime bills’ expected contribution to the prison population. And, of course, the crime bills are now passed into law. For as long as they were in play (repeated prorogations didn’t help), it suited the Conservatives to keep them front and centre. But you can only pass the same bills so many times. Meanwhile, bill C-30, the Internet snooping legislation, gives every sign of having been withdrawn.

For all these reasons, the emphasis has shifted, from guardianship to the economy. A government that looked adrift earlier this year, beset by scandal and buffeted by events, is building a greater sense of direction and purpose. Though courting controversy with each of these reforms, it is setting the agenda rather than passively reacting to others’. Governments can afford to make a few enemies. What they cannot afford is inertia.

Not that this lets it off the hook for any of its alleged misdeeds. The F-35 purchase remains deeply troubling, as much for the initial failures of oversight as the parade of lies that followed. The questions raised by the robocalls affair are even more disturbing, and unlikely to be resolved soon. And the packaging of so many disparate pieces of legislation into one omnibus budget bill is as disgraceful as ever: an assault on Parliament, and an abuse of power, or rather another in a long line of such abuses.

The Conservatives are as accountable for these as they were before. But it is harder now to say that that is all their government amounts to.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Mid Week Mayhem. Drunk Man Run Over by Train……… O.K. | BlogsCanada.ca

 

Ever woken with a hangover that felt like you’d been run over by a train? One Canadian man does — because he was.

A drunk man passed out on some train tracks in British Columbia Sunday night and didn’t wake up until after 26 cars of the train had rumbled over him, CBC News reported.

Miraculously, he survived without a scratch, a stroke of luck police chalked up to his small stature and his incredibly drunk state.

“Had he have been rousted out of his state of unconsciousness and sat up or moved at all it certainly could have been a tragic end,” Sgt. Dave Dubnyk of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

The train’s engineer saw the man lying on the tracks in Elko, B.C., just east of the Rockies as he approached but couldn’t stop in time, Dubnyk said.

By the time the train stopped, 26 cars of it had passed over the man, and the engineer assumed he was dead. Not so.

“Rail personnel grabbed this gentleman and seemed to rouse him out of his state of intoxicated unconsciousness. And he got up, grabbed his beer and was on his way,” Dubnyk told CBC News.

The drunk wandered off to a nearby campground before police caught up with him and hauled him off to the drunk tank.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Sunday Morning Funnies! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

Dear Readers;

I don’t know if this story is all that funny, ha ha, ……………………. but it sure is worth reading!

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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story.

“On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten- story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.”

>>”Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. “The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the a window striking Opus.

“When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her – therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

“The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

There was an exquisite twist. “Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

“The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.”

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Jenna Talackova makes history competing in Miss Universe Canada! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

By Jordan Chittley | Daily Brew

Jenna Talackova did not win the crown, making it to the penultimate Miss Universe Canada pageant round before losing on Saturday. But Talackova made history as she walked the stage in her evening gown and swimsuit.

She became the first transgender female to compete for the title after pageant owner Donald Trump announced Talackova would be able to compete despite the rules. She then became one of four contestants named Miss Congeniality.

The 24-year-old graced the stage in a tight-fitting white backless gown and then a tiny bikini. Standing 6’1, she easily towered over the other 61 competitors, according to a CTV article.

Photos: Talackova walks stage in different outfits and bikini

While her competing is seen as a success for the transgender community, not everyone is happy with her being there.

“I think it’s good there’s attention brought to it but I think it might be outweighing and overshadowing the rest of the competition in general,” said Donavon Powell, who was there to cheer on his 24-year-old girlfriend, to the Canadian Press.

Talackova, who underwent gender reassignment surgery when she was 19, was initially not allowed to compete because she was not a “naturally born female.” News of her not being in the pageant drew a firestorm of criticism and an online petition gathered 40,000 signatures. Trump gave in to the criticism and changed the policy saying the pageant rules had “been modernized to ensure this type of issue does not occur again.” This allowed Talackova to proceed.

“We won’t be pushed into making her the winner just because we want to be involved in history in the making,” said celebrity judge Justin Ryan of HGTV‘s Home Heist to CP. “We’ll only decide if Jenna’s a suitable winner if Jenna shows us that she’s worthy of holding that crown. She’s gorgeous, but she’s got to be a whole lot more than gorgeous to be our winner.”

Aside from the Miss Congeniality title, Talackova failed to grab any of the smaller prizes such as Best Body, or People’s Choice that would automatically put her in Saturday’s final round. The winner, a fellow Vancouverite Sahar Biniaz, 26, was crowned Saturday night.

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Saturday Morning Confusion About a Nude Stephen Harper! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

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OTTAWA – A nude painting of Canada’s prime minister has politicians and Tim Hortons employees cracking jokes, pundits crying foul and one federal department reportedly offering up cash.

Titled Emperor Haute Couture, the portrait hanging in a Kingston, Ont., public library shows a full monty Stephen Harper, leaning back on a chaise lounge chair surrounded by a doting team with a terrier at his feet, about to sip a steaming Tim Hortons coffee.

“We were pretty upset when we saw the painting,” David Morelli, spokesman for Tim Hortons, told QMI Agency. “We’d never flip the tab on a hot coffee before serving a naked customer. Obvious safety hazard.”

Members of Parliament were equally stern.

“It’s probably the only double-double in the picture,” said Liberal MP Scott Brison. “Nudes have been part of art for hundreds of years, so I don’t find the painting morally offensive. Perhaps aesthetically offensive. This is a case where we need a Conservative cover-up.”

The artist’s agent, Mary Sue Rankin, said one federal government ministry — she wouldn’t say which one — contacted her with an offer to buy the painting.

Brison said he doesn’t care who buys it. “I am sure it will be well hung somewhere.”Even the Prime Minister’s Office piped in on the painting on Twitter.“We’re not impressed. Everyone knows the PM is a cat person,” said Andrew MacDougall, Harper’s director of Communications.

With the title ‘Haute Couture’ and the use of Tim Hortons, some see it as a sneer at Canada’s working class.“This is a shot at everyday Canadians who do begin their mornings by going to Tim Hortons.

It’s the artist’s way of showing disdain for those people the way she is showing disdain for the prime minister,” said Brian Lilley, host of Byline on Sun News Network.But artist Maggie Sutherland calls it a throwback to traditional European paintings and a criticism of government spin.

On sale for $5,000, the art work is a recreation of Manet’s 1863 painting Olympia, which features a reclining nude woman attended to by a black woman.

Edouard Manet’s painting Olympia was the model for Margaret Sutherland’s Emperor Haute Couture, which features a nude of Prime Minister Stephen Harper.“It’s a political social satire based on an existing tradition of paintings that have been going on in Europe for 300 years at least,” Sutherland told QMI Agency on Friday, adding on Sun News Network it was “inspired by a certain amount of frustration with the spin that we get from the government.

”“She was just fed up with all the cuts to arts programs by the Harper government,” said Rankin, adding the woman serving the coffee represents the Harper government’s lack of women in Cabinet positions.

The image of the prime minister stripped of the trappings of power appealed to Dara Siegel, 27, of Kingston.“When you think about people who are in positions of power, the elite of the country, prime ministers specifically, they are kind of, like, ahead of you.

They are always well dressed, they are very properly presented,” she said.“What I like about this painting is that it kind of subverts that, and counters it by saying, oh, he’s just like us.”For others, though, reaction to the painting was a little simpler.Marilyn Birmingham, chair of the library’s art committee, said that a 10-year-old boy, when asked what he thought of it, told his mother: “I didn’t know Stephen Harper had a dog.”

- With files from Elliot Ferguson, Tori Stafford and Paul Schliesmann

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Mid-Week Mayhem, Nikola Telsa! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

Dear Readers;

Never mind Edison, and never mind Marconi!

Never mind Fleming and Bell.

Never mind Ford or Banting.

They can all go to hell.

(The only person who might come close to this guy is Leonardo Da Vinci.)

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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Move over Perez Hilton! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about ways to increase the readership of BlogsCanada.ca, and he suggested that I try to include some social news and gossip to spice up the rather dry political and informational news that regularly graces these pages.

I wasn’t aware that my choice of stories for this publication were what you could call “dry”, but in the interest of gaining a wider and well rounded readership, we will now include stuff that should appeal more to the average Canadian’s interests.

O.K…….. ready? Here goes! David Beckham got a new haircut, Transgendered Miss Universe Canada contestant is preparing for her pageant, Jessica Simpson’s new addiction is buying headbands for her baby, looks like John Travolta might be gay after all, Russell Brand has ‘un-followed’  Kate Perry on twitter, George Clooney played basketball with President Obama, and Sofia Vergara is single again!

THERE!

That should hold ya for a week or so!

Your “‘on top of all the latest gossip”‘ reporter;

Allan W Janssen

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Sunday Morning Funnies | BlogsCanada.ca

 

The Female Demerit System

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
… Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It’s her pet (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It’s called ‘Death Cop’ (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

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